best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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