people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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