Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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