There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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