Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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