Those balls look pretty dangerous.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My penis needs a shock collar
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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