ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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