Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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