I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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