I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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