Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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