dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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