Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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