I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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