It's just like the Real World with babies
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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