Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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