you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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