I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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