dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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