Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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