Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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two words: eviction party
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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