You work out of a Hotel?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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