i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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