let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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