I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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