we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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