he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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