That's intense
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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