I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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