Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?