I'm really into asian looking animals
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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