YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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