How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I want to be your penis for a week.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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