drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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