Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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