Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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