woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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