i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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