gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We left the knife in your bed.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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