Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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