scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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