what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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