So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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