Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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