I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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