I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just gargled with NyQuil
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
COCAINE IS GR8
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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