Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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