Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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