he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize