I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Randomize
