So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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