He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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