Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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