My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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