you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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