so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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