come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
vagina is talking i cant
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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